it is about to get real - tee unisex
$32.00
It Is About To Get Real Tee
It is about to get real.
No warning. No countdown.
Just that moment when everything shifts.
Some people won’t see it coming.
You already do.
You’re not guessing.
You’re ready.
Bottom line:
Watch closely.
L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
Width, in | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 27.75 |
Length, in | 29.37 | 30.75 | 31.62 | 32.50 |
Sleeve length from center back, in | 19.00 | 20.50 | 21.75 | 23.25 |
Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
Got Gas? Didn’t Think So. Tee
Got gas?
Didn’t think so.
That’s it. That’s the message.
Half joke. Half warning.
Some people will laugh. Others will realize a little too late.
You’re not trying to explain it.
You’re just early.
Bottom line:
Pay attention.
Or pay for it.
Soft, lived-in cotton with a wry sense of humor. This heavyweight, garment-dyed tee feels broken-in from the first wear — the kind of shirt you reach for when you want to be comfortable and a little blunt. The simple lower-case typewriter-style print reads like a private joke, making quiet commentary without shouting. Wear it on slow mornings, city walks, or when you need a casual conversation starter at small gatherings. The relaxed cut drapes easily over layers and pairs naturally with jeans, a flannel, or an oversized cardigan.
Product features
- 100% ring-spun US cotton for durable, comfortable wear
- Garment-dyed after construction for a soft color and vintage texture
- Heavyweight 6.1 oz fabric with relaxed fit and pre-shrunk finish
- Double-needle stitching and tubular knit (no side seams) for lasting shape
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
graphite / black / espresso
